Monday, March 5, 2012

Funny

"I was going to get the mail today, and decided to go around from the backyard. It just so happened that my sisters were out there to, and they wanted me to play with them. I told them I had to go get the mail and continued forwards the mail box. When I got to the mailbox I tried to open it to get the mail. I tried and tried to get it open over and over again, but it wouldn't budge. After pushing it one last time, I turned around defeated. I stormed inside somewhat aggravated at this inconvenience. Now our old houses's mail box had a flap to open up the mailbox, but after so many times of water getting in and mail flying out, we installed a regular mailbox door. I might have forgotten to mention that this happened at 8 o clock Saturday morning. This meaning, I was practically still sleeping. I complained to my mother of the non-operational mailbox to my mother, and she reminded me about the door. Grumbling, I went back outside to go to the mailbox. I this time tried to pull it open, but it still wouldn't budge. Finally, ready to give up, I gave it one more yank, and surprisingly it opened! I sighed with relief as I reached inside to get the mail, but there wasn't any. Instead I found a wet gooey mess of white slime, also known as mayonnaise. My eyes fluttered open to find I had pulled open my sisters lunchbox, broken the zipper, managed to grab her sandwich container, and squish my hand into it. Blagh! I am a very bad sleep walker, and that's when I had realized it. What made this oh do much better and even more ironic is that I can't stand mayonnaise. I've never forgotten to pull open the mailbox at least, and I haven't slept walk since then."
~totally blonde

One of my friends told me this story a while back. She's actually a brunette though, but she seems to be a real blonde at heart sometimes. We all have those moments though, don't we?

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